RIVALRY WEEK

Commanders Suck Shirt – Eagles Rivalry Shirt

By Rivalry Week Outfitters not affiliated with or Sponsored by any school or team

$32.50 USD

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Description

The only thing softer than Washington is this Commanders Suck t shirt. The Commanders suck and you know it. This funny Eagles shirt is a game day rivalry staple for the fan who almost loves a Commanders loss more than a Eagles win. Wear the shirt with pride and let them know who really rules the NFC East.Wear with caution as this shirt will provoke high fives from strangers and nods of approval from sweet old ladies all across your great state.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57

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Weight 3.6 kg
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Color

Athletic Heather, Dark Grey Heather, White

condition

new

Size

2XL, 3XL, L, M, S, XL, XS

age_group

adult

gender

unisex

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
Size Label Length Width
XS 27 16 ½
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30
5XL 35 32

* Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).

Fit: Regular fit, standard length
Feel: Soft, lightweight, slightly stretchy
Pre-shrunk: Yes

  • Side-seamed
  • Tear-away label
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping